Nerve Dating Confessions



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"I'm wearing sexy underwear while talking to you online so that I feel confident enough to tell you that I'm into you."

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"I'm being accused by a close friend (ex-lover) that I'm playing games because I;m asking for dating advice. But I'm not. I'm trying to prevent all the mistakes I made with him. He's the one who said I could talk to him about anything, and that's what I'm doing. Yet he attributes my questions to some nefarious game. I wish he'd understand that yes, I still love him. That feeling will be everlasting. Yet I'm moving on. Pining gets me nowhere but feeling more lonely. Not to mention, he moved on WELL before I did. Is our friendship a joke?"

"Get the fuck out of my dreams. Or come back for real."

"I'm in way to deep to have now decided that I don't find you that attractive after all. Now what?"

"I've been cheated on before. That's why I sometimes have to go into the other room and quietly count to ten and remind myself that it's okay for you to have female friends. Sometimes it takes effort to not act like a crazy jealous bitch."

"I wish I didn't have such a gnarly ingrown hair bump on my bikini line right now, because you asked me to come over for a lunch date and I know we're going to fuck in the daylight!"

"I wish you were a better lay, because you're the only guy I can sleep with and not worry about strings."

"I have trouble enjoying most sexual activites because I'm too busy thinking about what I'm doing, if it's right, if he's enjoying it, yada yada yada.I'm secretly really afraid I'll do something and he'll think it's weird or something, even though it's probably considered normal by most if not all. It's the little things like kissing my way down his chest or paying attention to more than just his penis during a bj... Anyone else suffer from this??"

"God, I hope you don't think some of these confessions are written by me about you. Because some sound very similar to our situation and I could see how you could think it. But I'm not spilling my guts on here hoping you'll read it. My thoughts are still in my head. I'll tell you if you ever care to know."

"I realize that what I thought was love was just a case of childhood separation anxiety rearing its ugly head in a new form. I am really glad I figured that out in time!"

"I love watching you mow the yard. Which is fricking weird, cause I am not into sweat, muscles, beer or generally "dude" like stuff. I guess its the hick in me, but it its pretty sexy ..."

"Even though you're a complete basket case who rejected me time and again, I fear that I'll never feel such intense passion again. You brought me to life."

"You don't have to play post-rock every time we have sex."

"It'll be a cold day in hell before I apologize."

"Please do something to make it worth it."

"DON'T drink and listen to Al Green if you really are so tired of being alone and she won't help you and if she didn't go for that and you wanna come back.."

"that was crazy fun. i think im in a ton of trouble."